Wolfe Bite Chapter 17
By Captain Gaul
Youre under arrest for two charges of conspiracy to commit murder, and numerous other related charges. Your rights will be read to you once you are in custody.
Ja, uh-huh. You werent so interested in reading my rights the last time we met.
Which was when?
I guess you cant remember everybody you brutalize, huh, you pig?!
Fine. My name is Wolfe. The girl youre holding in handcuffs is Serena. The blond kid you had brutalized at Fionas Forest was Hans. The guy Crono fried was Jose. Do any of these names ring a bell?
Criminy. Im trying to take revenge, and you dont even know who I am. Fine. We were Toms companions, back after Guardia. After you killed Tom, we feigned death until you left. We managed to make it to Zeal, and pretty soon I linked up with others you wanted you dead, and some who had never seen you but were willing to cooperate. Lucky thing I went with Jose when we knocked off Crono, or nothing couldve come of it.
And all of this was to kill me? You pulled all this to get to ME? Im flattered, honestly-- Suddenly, Gaul kicked Wolfe in a very sensitive spot, knocked him to the ground, and proceeded to handcuff him. punk.
Wolfe growled. Hair grew from his face, and the handcuffs burst open. He lashed out with a now-clawed foot and knocked Gaul backwards. When Devon tried to summon Ultimate Power and got a demon instead, who got the ultimate power? Not Yakra. Me! Ultimate power is MINE! MWA-HA-HA-hurk! He stared down at the dart sticking out of his chest, then looked up thoughtfully.
That hurt, Ill grant you that. The evil, twisted rage returned to his face. But it wont be enough! He crushed the dart with one hand and threw it to the ground. And now you die!
Gaul deflected the were-Wolfes charge with the riot shield. Wolfe clang to it, gnawing it. Gaul swung the club around and smashed Wolfes back. The angry creature lashed its hand out to claw into Gauls armorand got caught in the jaws of Moes battlewrench. The creature screamed in pain as Moe hit the valve and the wrench crushed Wolfes right hand/paw into a bloody pulp.
Chi leveled a pistol, trying to get a clear shot at Wolfe. Suddenly, she felt a terrible pain in her ankle, and looked down and back to see Serena was biting into it with fangs such as usually seen on snakes. Serenas handcuffs burst, and she jumped to her feet, looking considerably uglier and much more muscular than she had when she answered the door. Chi fired the auto-pistol at her. She didnt even flinch.
Wolfe poked his head over the top of the shield to growl at Gaul. The captain smashed the creatures face with the battleclub. The sheer force actually tore the shield from the straps that held it to Gauls arm. The shield landed, with Wolfe attached, on the floor some feet away. Wolfe made a three-legged charge towards Gaul, who pumped the full load of riot gas at it.
Help! Chi cried as Serena crushed her claws into Chis arm. Chi managed to slide a six-inch blade into the creatures ribs, and pulled it across her back, but the Serena hardly seemed to notice. The creature kicked again, and Chi was on the ground. Serena reared up for one last strike then paused. She turned her head one hundred and eighty degrees, and realized, very slowly, that the jaws of Moes battlewrench were around her head.
Bitch. Moe said as he hit the valve. Serena considered moving, but by the time the thought crossed the necessary synapses, her head, skull, and brain were a single messy blob of goo.
Gaul shouted as Wolfe jumped on top of him, clawing and biting. The riot armor was starting to falter in places. Chi stood up, drew both of her pistols, and fired almost two full clipsthirteen shotsinto Wolfe. The only noticeable effect was that the creature whimpered and scampered away from them.
Alright! He growled. I dont need this anymore. A light flashed, and he stood a oversized, impressive-looking man. "Care to worship me?"
Deus help you, you moron.
Deus?! Who needs Deus? I AM A GOD!
Blasphemous fool. Gaul drew the rifle and fired twelve of the darts into Wolfe.
YOUR MORTAL POISONS MEAN NOTHING TO ME!
You know Gaul looked back at Moe and Chi, who were stepping forward to assist. I just love these quests and wars that end in cataclysmic battles, dont you? They nodded cynically and stepped up next to him. Well, Wolfe, if youre going to turn this little conspiracy into an attempt at godhood, Ive got two words for you: Bring it.