Crono And Marle Get Married Chapter 4
By Lavos Core
Crono: egad what a strange dream
Crono's mom: Hurry up Crono your wedding is in an hour!!
Crono: HOLy MOMMA!! 1 hour?!?!
Crono gets dressed and runs down his stairs
Crono's Mom: now wait just a second you have to eat first
Crono: err ok mom
After eating his breakfast he kisses his mom and goes to Leene square to get ready for the wedding
Crono: Hello can you direct me to my quarters
Knight: it is the last room on the right Marles is the last room on the left
Crono: heh maybe i can peek in on her
Knight: too late i did already
Crono: WHY YOU!!!
Crono summons a bolt at the knight and watches him burn to a crisp
Crono: that'll teach you
Crono walks into his room and takes off his jeans and t-shirt and puts on his black tuxedo
Crono hears a knock on the door
Crono: Who is it
Gordan: its me Gordan may i come in
Crono: GORDAN?? from the unconcious world
Gordan: yes now lemme in
Crono opens the door
Gordan: you look fine the wedding is in 20 minutes i told you i would find you in the concious world
Crono: I never did doubt you
While Crono and Gordan chat 2 knights knock on your door saying the wedding is about to begin please come out of your quarters Crono
Crono: ok i'll be there in a minute
Crono steps out of his quarters and walks up to Leene Bell
Gordan walks right beside him
everyone says a few ooohhs and aahhs when Marle walks down the isle with Lucca and Ayla
When the music stops and Marle and Crono are facing each other the priest begins to talk
Priest: blah blah blah blah blah blah do you crono take Marle to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Crono: I do
Priest: blah blah blah blah blah blah Do you marle take Crono to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Marle: I do
Priest: By the power of God i now pronounce you man and wi... HOLY MOMMA?!?! what the hell is that
Ayla: looks like Wavos
Gordan: mmm beer *beer spills all over him* lavos
Crono: No No No say wife priest NOW!!! so we can be married
priest: Screw you im running bye
Crono takes the priest by the neck now you say wife or i slit your throat
priest: ok ok Wife NOW LEMME RUN DARNIT!!!
Crono drops the priest WOOHOO WERE MARRIED!!
Lavos chomps down the cake and says one phrase "HEY wheres the cream filling"
Lavos eats the priest NOW THATS THE STUFF!! Priestess
crono+ayla+marle+lucca+Gordan chant a magical spell called Banish Lavos which doesn't work
Crono: Hey Gordan am i in the concious world or UNconcious world?
Gordan: beats me
Crono: im in the concious because i feel pain
Marle: Hey crono lets kick Lavos butt
Crono: Good idea
Crono and Marle: Mega Form Combine!
Crono and Marle combine into one more powerful force and drive Lavos back to 1999 AD
Crono: good job Marle
Marle: good job Crono
Gordan: mmm beer
Crono and Marle: hey wheres Ayla and Lucca?
Ayla: I couldn't resist the cheescake neither could lucca
Lucca: it casted a spell eat me
Gordan: Mmm beer
Crono: will you shut up Gordan
Gordan: Lucca will you marry me?
Lucca: Only if you can cast the spell Hold
Gordan: mmm beer
Lucca: or if you can stop saying mmm beer
Gordan: Ok i stop
Crono: Hey c'mon lets goto the ice cream shop and i'll buy you i'll some ice cream
Marle: good idea also since were married lets go on a cruise as our honeymoon
Crono: good idea we can also take Ayla Lucca Gordan Robo Magus and Frog along with us
Marle: GREAT!!! group hug!! wait wheres Magus frog and robo
The group: right behind ya Marle
They all hug each other
Gordan: MMM BEER!
Group: Shut up Gordan
STAY TUNED FOR THE SEQUEL HONEYMOON IN HELL 3 parts
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