(SoL symbol, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Mike and Crow walk into the theater. Mike sets Tom in his seat, then he and Crow sit down, looking up at the screen.)
Crono, Magus, and Schala stood in front of the gate
Mike: Hey, this might actually have nothing to do with Devon!
in devon's living room,
Crow: Shit.
where that eventful sleepover took place
Tom: Oh. My. God.
a half year ago. It was time for them to leave. Icy was already gone back to atlanta, and Arielle was in therapy for her sudden intensive lust.
Mike: Unfortunately, she went to see Dr. Ruth.
"Come on, Dev! You sure you don't wanna come back with us to kill Lavos?" Crono asked.
"Nope. My part in this adventure is over. It's your quest, now." Devon replied.
"Yeah, THIS proves it!!!" Scott held up a big CT game cartridge.
"Um..." Crono blinked. "What's that?"
Tom: (Devon voice) One hundred thousand times better than Chrono Cross. Now get goin'.
"Never mind." Devon quickly pushed Scott out of the room.
"Well, I guess... I'll see you around." Crono, Magus, and Schala left, and the gate closed.
"Think we'll ever see them again?" Jeff answered.
Crow: Whoah! He answered a question by asking it!
Tom: I think I just reached nirvana.
"Probably. I hear that a Sword of Zeal two is coming out." Devon smirked. It was time to start typing.
Mike: Well, let's hope that rumor is as false as the old "Magic will eliminate interrupts with Sixth Edition."
Tom: Mike, Magic did eliminate interrupts with Sixth Edition.
Mike: Oh, crap.
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Entities: HAHAHA... they think they're so tough. They have no idea that The Evil Entities are still kicking.
Mike: Puppies.
They have no idea that we're going to come and ruin they're lives.
Tom: How do you ruin "they are lives"?
Crow: Bad word usage?
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The Spy: Does THAT tell all you readers out there? I'm writing a Sword of Zeal TWO!!!!
All:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This time, though, all characters will appear again, including Icy, and this time, the entities will attack?
Mike: If you don't even know, why should we care?
Can Devon and this ragtag group defeat a group of gods?
Mike: I think we all know the answer to that.
All: No!!
READ THE SWORD OF ZEAL TWO: THE RISE OF THE ENTITIES
Crow: If there is a God, he will not let this story exist.
Tom: Amen to that.
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, SoL symbol)
Crow: Whoo!
Mike: Good Lord!
Tom: At least it was shorter than the first installment.
Mike: Ah well, now we can finally relax, safe in the knowledge that as long as Satan doesn't come knocking at the pearly gates, we won't have to read any more Spy material.
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Frank: Hey Clay, looks like they managed to avoid having their spirits broken once again.
Dr. Forrester: Blast those devious quipsters! It looks like we'll have to bring out the A material next time.
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Mike: Whoah, whoah, whoah. Hold the phone. You have A material?
Tom: Never mind that, Mike! What could possibly be worse than "Sword of Zeal"?
Crow: Yeah! He didn't actually write the sequel, did he?
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Dr. Forrester: Unfortunately, no. It appears that The Spy has gone into hiding in the darkest recesses of Canada.
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Tom: Oh, you mean the Northwest Territories?
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Frank: No, Quebec.
Dr. Forrester: Either way, I think you've seen the worst that The Spy has to offer, and you've emerged unscathed. So, if sheer crappiness won't do you in, I'll have to resort to sheer volume!
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Mike: Yeah, right! Most fanfics are mercifully short! And the ones that aren't are actually good. Where are you gonna find a bad story long enough to stand up to our quipacity?
Crow: I don't think "quipacity" is a word-
Mike: Quiet, you.
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Dr. Forrester: (Laughing evilly, along with Frank) Oh, the story I have in mind is somewhere around 1.5 megabytes in length. And rest assured, it is very, very bad. But enjoy your rest in the meantime. Heheheh. Well, push the button, Frank.
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Crow: 1.5 megs! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Tom: Nathans?
Crow: It's gotta be! I mean, who else has the odd mix of bad writing and crippling anal-retentiveness necessary to produce an exceedingly long mess?
Tom: To be diplomatic, I don't think I'll be answering that question.
Mike: Wait a second. Are you saying that we're going to have to read an entire story written by Paul Nathans?
Crow: Yes, Mike. (As an aside to Tom): Kind of slow, isn't he?
Tom: (Nodding) Sad...
Mike: Oh my Gentle Jesus! How are we going to survive?
Crow: Frankly, I don't think we are. Gypsy will have to read the stories after next week.
Mike: No! I refuse to submit! I'll find some way to survive! (Mike storms off the bridge.)
Tom: Good luck, buddy. (Tom whips out a magazine.)
Crow: Hey Servo, how'd you get your arms to work?
Tom: Never mind that. I took the liberty of ordering a casket catalogue. Take a look at these beauties!
Crow: Wow!...
(Cue up MST Love Theme)
Mystery Science Theater 3000 was created by:
Joel Hodgson
Mike Nelson is:
Mike Nelson
Crow T. Robot is:
Trace Beaulieu and Bill Corbett
Tom Servo is:
Kevin Murphy
Gypsy is:
Jim Mallon and Patrick Branseg
Nanaki is:
A big dork, but still having fun with this.
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"Devon looked at everyone. From Scott, in his big falcon suit, crono, who looked like he had a tough time, to Arielle who wasn't wearing a top, he could tell that this adventure had taken it's toll. " - The Spy/MH-001
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