Session Start: Sat May 25 00:29:43 2002
* Logging alma-libre to 'alma-libre.txt'
<SweetElly> HI
<alma-libre> u;
<SweetElly> 18/Micronesia
<alma-libre> nice
<alma-libre> i am from greece
<SweetElly> kewl
<SweetElly> Is it true what I hear about Greek men?
<SweetElly> And you know, the buttsex?
<alma-libre> what;
<alma-libre> yes
<SweetElly> So what's the fascination?
<alma-libre> we like that
<alma-libre> we r good lovers
<SweetElly> Hm thatz cool
<alma-libre> ur virgin;
<SweetElly> only in my brown starfishhole
<alma-libre> mmmmmmmmmm
<alma-libre> i like ur hole
<SweetElly> But you haven't seen it!
<SweetElly> OR HAVE YOU BEEN PEEEPING
<alma-libre> i think is nice hole
<SweetElly> You've been watching through the door, watching my elixir enemas!
<SweetElly> FILTHY BASTARD
<alma-libre> why;
<SweetElly> BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHEN I'M DOUCHING MYSELF WITH MAGIC LIQUID AND BEING ALL HMMMM AND HRRRMMM GONNA CLEAN THE POOPHOLE NOW YOU SHOULD NOT WATCH THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE WALL
<alma-libre> i want fuck ur ass hole
<SweetElly> Well, it's good that you're blunt.
<SweetElly> But let's get to the ROOT of this.
<SweetElly> Tell me about your mother.
<SweetElly> Did she ever rape you with the handle of a loofa?
<alma-libre> i come when ur peening
<SweetElly> When I'm peeing? So you're some sort of SNEAKY TOILETNINJA SLIDING THROUGH THE SEWERS?
<alma-libre> yes
<alma-libre> u have pic or cam;
<SweetElly> Where did you get your training? King Kai?
<SweetElly> No and no, sry
<alma-libre> ok
<alma-libre> ur alove;
<alma-libre> alone;
<SweetElly> yeh, I put Gruntilda to bed.
<alma-libre> be naket
<SweetElly> Who is naket?
<alma-libre> me
<alma-libre> u;
<alma-libre> ;
<alma-libre> u afraid;
<SweetElly> yes
<SweetElly> I'm afraid of Slicer Dogma
<alma-libre> what is this;
<SweetElly> who is this, sir
<SweetElly> he is man
<SweetElly> scary
<alma-libre> i want u
<alma-libre> be naket
<SweetElly> but but
<SweetElly> i need comforting that he will not again take my tender crotchbud.
<alma-libre> yes
<SweetElly> he's a bad man, you know.
<SweetElly> He uses bladerangs
<alma-libre> i want fuck ur ass
<SweetElly> You want to ram your pud up my poopchute?
<alma-libre> yes
<SweetElly> You want to stuff my chocolate love tunnel with your seekerworm?
<alma-libre> yeaaa
<SweetElly> Impale the brown starfish on your fleshylance?
<alma-libre> ;
<SweetElly> Your semicolon confuses me.
<alma-libre> what is this;
<alma-libre> i want fuck ur ass
<SweetElly> w/a mithrildo?
<alma-libre> ;
<SweetElly> W/A MITHRILDO YES OR NO?
<alma-libre> yes
<SweetElly> Know what a mithrildo is?
<alma-libre> what is mithrildo;
<SweetElly> It's five feet of sparkling truesilver, wrought by the finest crafts the dwarves and elves could muster.
<SweetElly> It is, in short, goodsir, the hardest dildo alive.
<SweetElly> CAN YOU TAKE IT?
<alma-libre> yes
* SweetElly whips out the mithrildo, straps it on, grabs alma-libre's head, and tenderly begins to skullfuck him, poking out first one eye then the other.
<SweetElly> SQUICKITY SQUICKITY SQUICK
<SweetElly> FINE BE THAT WAY. I THOUGHT YOU EUROPEANS WERE -KINKY-
Session Close: Sat May 25 01:04:02 2002