Session Start: Tue Dec 18 00:06:48 2001
* Logging clivejolly to 'clivejolly.txt'
<SweetElly> Clive, is that you?
<clivejolly> eeekssss........nooooo
<SweetElly> Are you sure? Your name says Clive.
<SweetElly> Have you gotten over Elza yet?
<clivejolly> hehehe thers plenty of clives hun 
<SweetElly> So what about you and that Kelley guy?
<SweetElly> I mean... were you and Elza just together, or was it a menage a trois kinda thing?
<clivejolly> hey hold on creep 
<clivejolly> what the heck r u talking 
<clivejolly> and who the fuck is kelly ,elza ..........!!!!!!!!
<SweetElly> Is the Howling Voice guild still after you?
<clivejolly> wake up hun 
<clivejolly> its me 
<SweetElly> You know they want Storm back.
<SweetElly> CLIVE IT'S YOU
<SweetElly> I LOOKED FOR YOU FOREVER IN RIKON
<clivejolly> hehehe 
<clivejolly> not u making me laugh ..i gotta roll a joint 
<SweetElly> You're a user? Wow, how is your aim so dead on?
<clivejolly> now u r making me laugh ..i gotta roll a joint 
<SweetElly> You totally saved my ass from that Golden Hydra.
<clivejolly> yeah ....man 
<clivejolly> golden hydra .....
<clivejolly> i sure did kick ass hard 
<SweetElly> Yeah.
<clivejolly> it all hapened bcos jimmy came in betn
<SweetElly> So... you and Sylvina, was that for real?
<SweetElly> Because I mean I heard Kirkis was crying himself to death over that.
<clivejolly> me and erika was the last i heard 
<SweetElly> I heard like, she let you do all this shit she wouldn't let him do.
<SweetElly> And he was upset.
<SweetElly> Kept weeping about damaged goods.
<clivejolly> yeah ....man 
<clivejolly> true 
<clivejolly> respect 
<clivejolly> lol 
<SweetElly> So did you like fuck her in the ass, or what? Because he was crying SO much.. I mean... I don't know WHAT the hell you two were doing.
<clivejolly> short of tears now 
<SweetElly> I just want to know if you're down with elfsex because a lot of people just arent.
<clivejolly> elly psycho 
<clivejolly> cool it 
<SweetElly> Clive I don't know why you're treating me like this.
<SweetElly> Is it because of Yoshino?
<SweetElly> Are YOU RAMMING YOSHINO IN HER LAUNDRY BASKET?
<SweetElly> Or Ayda, I bet it was her, that little filthy woodland CUNT.
<SweetElly> CLIVE how could you DO this to me?
<SweetElly> To US?
<clivejolly> hehehe 
<clivejolly> i can't help it hun 
<clivejolly> its the green blood which is flowing in me 
<clivejolly> is makingf me do it 
<SweetElly> Awesome so that's what it's like in Harmonia right?
<clivejolly> in harmony with the nature is the real me 
<SweetElly> I see.
<clivejolly> arrrrrghhhhhhhhhh don';t think animals now ......u creep
<SweetElly> I am not thinking animals OH MY GOD NOT WITH FEATHER AND ABIZOAH TOO?
<SweetElly> OH MY GOD
<SweetElly> OR WAS IT SIGFRIED?
<SweetElly> I THOUGHT THAT HORN OF HIS WAS LOOKIGN A LITTLE STAINED
<clivejolly> ohh myyyy myyyyyy there u go again 
<clivejolly> it was the horn was it 
<clivejolly> arghhhhhhhhhh ......someone missed the hole by a mile 
<SweetElly> Oh my God, he gored you?
<SweetElly> Horny unicorns can be deadly. DEADLY.
<clivejolly> holy fuck 
<clivejolly> elly has gone psycho ...over 
<clivejolly> over 
<clivejolly> mayday 
<clivejolly> mayday 
<SweetElly> So, what do you think's up with Gremio and Master McDohl?
<SweetElly> ARe they just friends, or are they you know, _friends_?
<clivejolly> its upto macdonalds
<clivejolly> he decides for them 
<SweetElly> You mean Teo McDohl? Good God.
<SweetElly> He was pimping.... pimping his own son!
<clivejolly> good lord 
<clivejolly> like we bro and sis 
<SweetElly> Oh, Nanami and Riou?
<SweetElly> They were having sex too?
<SweetElly> Good GOD, she didn't make him call her Big Sister DURING, did she?
<clivejolly> i missed that part 
<SweetElly> i hope I did too.
<SweetElly> Because that'd be creepy.
<clivejolly> yeah 
<SweetElly> "Oh God, Big Sister, yes... yes...."
<clivejolly> u like incest ?
<SweetElly> "Grandpa GENKAKU'S SPECIAL HANDJOB STRIKE!"
<SweetElly> Only if its in george martin book
<clivejolly> never doen it before ? or fantsasiesD? 
<SweetElly> n0
<clivejolly> whas ur age hun ?
<SweetElly> 18
<clivejolly> u still virgin ?
<SweetElly> Not since last year and Yuzu's livestock.
<SweetElly> But this isn't about me, clive-y, it's about YOU.
<clivejolly> ummmm
<clivejolly>  u alone there?
<SweetElly> What's I hear about you and Kirke.
<SweetElly> Because, I'm sitting around the other day with Flik, right?
<SweetElly> And he mentions Kirke.
<clivejolly> i'm with my sis here
<SweetElly> And I'm like, "Well, all he does is cut off heads."
<SweetElly> And Flik's like, "I hear from Clive he GIVES pretty good head, too..."
<SweetElly> And I'm like "NOT CLIVE TOO"
<SweetElly> So I mean, did Kirke the executioner suck your dick that's all I'm asking here.
<clivejolly> we wanna know if u look hot :)
<clivejolly> if kirke doesn't mind 
<SweetElly> Oh yeah, I'm hot.
<SweetElly> Futch wanted to be all up in this.
<clivejolly> ummmm......what r u waering now ?
<SweetElly> The red and brown uniform of the Orange Army, of course!
<clivejolly> think i sould attack ti 
<SweetElly> you are member silly
<clivejolly> attack the clothes is what we hav in mind 
<clivejolly> and we will win 
<clivejolly> hail satan 
<SweetElly> Listen... clive... I have to ask you a question please be honest.
<clivejolly> no
<clivejolly> i hear no words from u 
<clivejolly> u trap me and then kill me 
<SweetElly> Clive.. this is important.
<SweetElly> No, no, I have to know this.
<clivejolly> but never honest will i be 
<clivejolly> i die ...licking ur pussy 
<SweetElly> Bright... Clive... bright only has one eye now, and he's been moving around kind of sluggishly and drooling a lot.
<clivejolly> i die making u happy :)
<SweetElly> Did you fuck him in the eye?
<SweetElly> DID YOU SKULLFUCK BRIGHT CLIVE DON'T LIE DON'T LIE
<clivejolly> my brain not reasponding 
<clivejolly> no honsety 
<SweetElly> Okay. I guess... I can still bring myself to love you then.
<SweetElly> But If I ever found out that dragon is cockretarded cause of you....
<SweetElly> I mean, I'm taking enough chances here.
<SweetElly> I know what you did to Marlowe.
<SweetElly> He still weeps at night, CClive.
<SweetElly> He still weeps.
Session Close: Tue Dec 18 00:48:19 2001