Session Start: Sat Jul 07 21:54:16 2001
* Logging Shidohman to 'shidohman.txt'
<SweetElly> Welllllll....
<SweetElly> Give me a minute to set up.
<SweetElly> Okay, ready?
<Shidohman> I think so.
<SweetElly> You are standing in a forest glade, the sun shining brightly overhead. It's early spring here in Nikserof, but they have mild winters. Before you stands a woman ACHING for penetration.
<SweetElly> Declare intentions.
<SweetElly> Declare intentions.
<Shidohman> My thoughts wander to the glade, where I disrobe and gaze upon the wonderful beauty that stands before me.
<SweetElly> EXCELLENT
<SweetElly> Roll 2d6 for penetration
<SweetElly> (say !ROLL)
<Shidohman> !roll
<SweetElly> Roll for Shidohman 2d6 - 1, 1
<SweetElly> OH MY
<SweetElly> Critical miss!
<SweetElly> Roll again
<Shidohman> Seconds a charm...
<Shidohman> !roll
<SweetElly> Roll for Shidohman 1d20 - CRITICAL HIT
<SweetElly> Okay
<SweetElly> So, you rolled a critcal miss for accuracy and a critical hit for damage.
<SweetElly> One moment.
<SweetElly> "As you thrust forward, you stumble, and your pelvic thrust goes wide, bouncing against the maiden's chest!"
<SweetElly> "But so powerful was your blow that it penetrates tender flesh and bone, ripping into her heart!"
<Shidohman> Ouch
<SweetElly> AIIIIIIIEEEEE!
<SweetElly> "Your heart fuck has been costly, brave adventurer. You live out the rest of your days known as Heartfucker the Necro."
<SweetElly> THE END
Session Close: Sat Jul 07 22:03:37 2001