Session Start: Tue Dec 18 00:56:32 2001
* Logging SirClitsukr to 'sirclitsukr.txt'
<SweetElly> <SirClitsukr> Hello delicious lady! Ummm, I'll bet we could come up with lots of wild & wet things to do together!! ;)
<SweetElly> Why, it's the fair Sir Clitsukr!
<SweetElly> Would you honor me by being my champion, goodsir?
<SirClitsukr> Ummmmm, just to start with I'd love to wildly ravish every inch of your luscious body with my hands, fingers, warm soft lips, HOT velvety tongue and HARD, thick cum filled cock!!
<SweetElly> Wow, you ARE a True Night!
<SweetElly> Oh, my Florian!
<SirClitsukr> So are you squirmming on my lap sideways, facing me or with your sexy back to me??
<SweetElly> Please, ride for me at Harrenhall, Ser, for I need your sexual prowess to best Ser Loras and The Kingslayer!
<SirClitsukr> Perhaps, you'll cum *WET* my appetite for you further with a little physical description of yourself? or do you have some pics of yourself to show me? ;)
<SweetElly> I am a true lady, you see, of middling height. My eyes are the light blue of the Sea of Storms, my hair as red as the cloaks of the Lannisters. I weigh about 60 stone. As for these "pictures", I fear only the Maesters know their ilk.
<SweetElly> Tell me, do you know "The Lord's Kiss"?
<SirClitsukr> Umm, I *love* your sexy figure, red hair, aluring blue eyes, sweet tits, luscious lickable legs and the rest of you looks like my *WETTEST* dream cum true!!
<SweetElly> Do you speak true, your VERY WETTEST?
<SirClitsukr> Ummmmm, the *WETTER* you get the more I love to slowly lick you ALL up!!
<SweetElly> But I am NOT wet goodsir, no, I fear I am as dry as deep Dorne, from whence the Red Viper comes.
<SirClitsukr> You are more then welcum to sit on my lap sexy lady....if you don't mind my growing hard cock rubbing against your cute behind as we share long, deep, penetrating kisses!!<wink>
<SweetElly> Oh...>!
<SweetElly> My giant!
<SweetElly> My giant of Lannister!
<SirClitsukr> Ummmmmmmmm, Ohhhh, can you *feel* my hard, hot cum filled cock growing long and hard against your sexy ass, my large mushroom shaped cock head dripping with wet slippery precum as we wiggle and squirm against each other??
<SweetElly> By the Seven Hells, it's as big as Gregor Clegane's!
<SirClitsukr> With you around how can I be anything else but big and hard for you!! ;)
<SweetElly> Why you have the silver tongue of an Braavosi Water Dancer, old friend!
<SweetElly> Remember their slogan?
<SweetElly> "Cocks stab deeper than swords?"
<SirClitsukr> I'd love to slide my cock so deep into your hot wet pussy that it feels like I'll cum up the back of your throat!
<SweetElly> OH WOWSERS
<SweetElly> Hey, have you ever fucked Tywin?
<SweetElly> I mean, in the ass.
<SweetElly> Does he really, you know... shit gold?
<SirClitsukr> no, and don't know....
<SirClitsukr> I'd love to slide my hard, hot cock deep inside your sexy tight ass...
<SweetElly> We're not talking about MY ass.
<SweetElly> We're talking about Tywin's.
<SweetElly> Please, at LEAST tell me you fucked with Loras.
<SweetElly> That boy is as gay as the day is long.
<SirClitsukr> short days in winter....least in the north
<SweetElly> Ah, so you're from the North, are you.
<SweetElly> Are you one of the Starks's men?
<SweetElly> Or do you belong to Roose Bolton's bastard?
<SirClitsukr> Open your sexy thighs wide and I'll be yours!!
<SweetElly> But I only sleep with those who's loyalties I know.
<SweetElly> Are you one of the Ironborn, then?
<SweetElly> A Liddle?
<SweetElly> Do you hail from Bear Island?
<SirClitsukr> And you?
<SweetElly> I am a maid of Tarth, I fear.
<SweetElly> Do you know Satin, of the Night's Watch?
<SirClitsukr> Why don't you cum tell me ALL about it....
<SweetElly> About what?
<SweetElly> Satin?
<SirClitsukr> Tarth
<SweetElly> It's called the Sapphire Isle.
<SirClitsukr> And what are you wearing now?
<SweetElly> Because of the Sapphires.
<SweetElly> Well, i'm wearing a pink dress that doesn't at all match up to my monstrous proportions.
<SirClitsukr> monstrous proportion? What does that mean?
<SweetElly> I fear the women of Tarth are not beautiful. I look a man in this gown.
<SweetElly> But we are valiant...>!
<SweetElly> Oh Renly.... OH RENLY
<SweetElly> I never held him but as he was dying, you see.
<SirClitsukr> Let me help you out of your pink dress
<SweetElly> Don't be frightened of my rather hairy bush, ser.
<SirClitsukr> And what have you on under your pink dress?
<SweetElly> Y-You're not one of the Bloody Mummers, are you?
<SirClitsukr> Ummmm, you are *REALLY* going to be soooooo delicious to kiss, nibble, lick,suck and slide my hot velvety tongue deep inside your honey hole both before and after I've cream-filled your hot sweet pussy ALL up!
<SweetElly> DO YOU BELONG TO THE GOAT?
<SweetElly> YOU DO, DON'T YOU?
<SweetElly> YOU'RE HOAT'S MAN
<SweetElly> KEEP YOUR FLESHYLANCE AWAY FROM MY TARTHHOLE
<SirClitsukr>  I'd love to CUM...in, on and ALL over your hot sexy body, making you all hot, wet and slippery with my creamy cum inside and out!! ;)
<SweetElly> ....!
<SweetElly> STAY AWAY
<SweetElly> MY FATHER HAS SAPPHIRES
<SweetElly> SAPPHIRES!
<SirClitsukr> Ummmmm, the *WETTER* you get the more I love to slowly lick you ALL up!!
<SweetElly> OH JAIME SAVE ME I WANT TO FUCK YOUR STUUUUMP
<SweetElly> SAVE ME FROM THIS HOATWHORE
<SirClitsukr> *NOTHING* is more stimulating then seeing, hearing, feeling and TASTING you cum over and over and over again!!<wink>
<SweetElly> Are you reading from a script, goodsir?
<SweetElly> I've heard septons with twenty-year old withered cocks seduce better...!
<SirClitsukr> cum sit on my hot tongue and find out for yourself!
<SweetElly> Not every woman is fit to carry a king's bastard.
<SweetElly> Father would rather have your head on a pike than your cock in his daughter!
<SweetElly> I AM THE CROW WARG SKINCHANGER HURR HURRR
<SweetElly> COLDHANDS CRASTER"S SONS SAMWELL TARLY FUCKIGN ME MERCILESSLY IN THE MOUTH
<SirClitsukr> Open your sexy legs wide!!
<SweetElly> YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL HIM LITTLE FINGER I DO ALL THAT PLOTTING IS JUST TO COMPENSATE FOR HIS TINY PENIS LORD OF THE FINGERS MY ASS SHAGGA LOVE ME SHAGGA LIKE A WILD MOUNTAIN GOAT FUCK BROOOON YESSS SELL ME YOUR FLESHSWORD DEEP INSIDE RAVAGE MY WOMB PLUNDER ME YOU ROGUE
<SweetElly> LOOK OUT ITS BENJEN STARK HE'S COMING FOR YOU LEFT RIGHT DRAGONGLASS IN AND OUT MY WALL DEFENDS ITSELF
<SweetElly> SAY THE VOWS ANY MAN CAN MAKE A FUCKKNIGHT BAELOR'S SEPT BLOODY STEPS LALALALA THE WATCH TAKES NO SIDE THEY PREFER MAKING A SANDWICH
<SweetElly> ONE TIME DAVOS AND I GOT TOGETHER AND I SAY HEY DAVOS WHATS IN THE BAG AND HE'S ALL MY FINGERBONES AND I'M ALL KINKY AND I THINK YOU CAN GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT AND THEN THE NEXT NIGHT STANNIS AND ME ON THE DRAGONSTONE TABLE HURRRRRRR HUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BUT HE CALLED ME DAVOS DURING
<SweetElly> THEN IT'S DOWN ON THE FLOOR WITH PATCHFACE HERE WE EAT FISH UNDER THE SEA THE FISH EAT US BUT HE JUST EATS MY FISH HURRRRANNNNNNNGUNGLAJLAKAHGLDKHSLKGSDH
<SweetElly> HARD FUCKING ME WITH THE HILT OF ICE JAMMING HARD ON A WEIRWOOD STUMP
<SweetElly> ....hello, my knight?
<SweetElly> LEFT RIGHT VALAR MORFUCKUS ALL MEN BUST A NUT
<SirClitsukr> Ride my hard hot cum filled cock...
<SweetElly> UP AND DOWN ON THE SILENT SISTERS THEY'VE GOT NO TONGUES MEANS AN EASY ORAL RIDE BUT LOOK OUT AND DON'T RUN INTO ANY UNSULLIED THOSE ONES WILL SODOMIZE YOU LIKE A DONKEY
<SirClitsukr> I'd love to know what your favorite sexual fantasies/activities are. The ones that really make you hot, *WET* and cum HARD!!
<SweetElly> MY FAVORITE FANTASY?
<SirClitsukr> Yes, one of your favorites?
<SweetElly> I THINK IT INVOLVES ROBB, GREY WIND, AND CRASTER, ALL OF US TOGETHER IN A CELL IN THE VALE, JUST ONE BIG KINKY WOLF/KINGINTHENORTH/WILDMAN/WOMAN PILE FUCKING LIKE CRACKED OUT MONGOOSES INCHES FROM A THOUSAND FOOT DROP
<SweetElly> AND THEN MORG THE JAILOR COMES IN TO BEAT US WITH HIS MAGICSTRAP
<SweetElly> OR I HAVE THIS OTHER ONE WHERE NYMERIA AND I ARE HAVING TEA WITH THE QUEEN OF THORNS BUT WE'RE ALL NAKED AND MOON BOY IS UNDERNEATH THE TABLE SERVICING EVERYONE WHILE SER DONTOS RUNS BACK AND FORTH ON THE TABLETOP MANHOOD FLAPPING
<SirClitsukr> I'd love to have you last, when you are so hot, spippery wet and wild with pasion!
<SweetElly> SPIPPERY WELL I HAVE THIS FANTASY WHERE I'M ALL SUP DANY AND SHE"S ALL "UNSULLIED I ORDER YOU TO RAPE THIS WOMAN TO DEATH" AND GREY WORM"S ALL "THESE ONES WILL PLUNDER HER CUNT FOR YOU" AND I'M ALL PLEASE DO
<SweetElly> ....hello, Ser Clitsukr?
<SweetElly> ARE THERE NO TRUE KNIGHTS?
<SweetElly> ARE THERE NO TRUE KNIGHTS?
Session Close: Tue Dec 18 01:46:42 2001