Who is SweetElly?

By Icy Brian

The world of the internet is full of perverted freaks, endlessly roaming chatrooms and websites looking for cyber sex. For the most part, these people are desperate, pathetic males. However, the biggest pervert of them all, the queen of the cyber sex, is none other than SweetElly. But who -is- SweetElly?

Some visitors to #icybrian have had the (horrible) pleasure of meeting her; a small few have even fallen victim to her sultry ways. Little is known about SweetElly; her age seems to change as often as Madonna's hairstyle. One thing that is known is that she is an inhabitant of the country of Micronesia, where she curses the tyrannical rule of Juan Cerda. The following transcripts have been intercepted using the most technologically advanced spy equipment available (it involves jelly beans and a flying squirrel; don't ask.) At great risk, her exploits are now here for your viewing pleasure. Read at your own risk.

Don't miss SweetElly's letters section on IcyBrian.com, Dear Elly! More fun than a barrel of dead hookers!

Added July 4th, 2002
Beware of Slicer Dogma
Circumsex
Elly does Archie (take that as you will)
Elly's never taken it in a very uncomfortable place (the back of a Volkswagon, you sickos)
Love is Elly's craft
Martin is Elly's whoremaster, too
Suikosex
When anime strikes...
Wooing the sweet one
Yeah, Elly's down with that

Added December 23rd, 2001
From Russia With Love
Juan Cerda and Metal Gear
Juan Cerda Strikes Again
More on Micronesia
Playing Doctor
Role Playing... Sort Of
Sexbot Activated
Smacking Down Some Logic
The Micronesian Sex Chant
Whipping out the Mithrildo

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