Mallow Psychopath Trick
Press "Y" during Mallow's "Psychopath" just before the drumroll ends to find out what's on their mind!
| Enemy | HP | Message |
| Alley Rat | 105 | Don't pity me, Mario! |
| Amanita | 52 | Gotta work on my tan! |
| Ameboid | 220 | Get outta my face. |
| Apprentice | 120 | I've had ENOUGH |
| Arachne | 82 | Day-o... |
| Armored Ant | 230 | Do one good turn a day! |
| Artichocker | 200 | Relax a little, okay? |
| Bahamutt | 500 | Give me a chance, here. |
| Bandana Blue | 150 | Color me Blue, mates! |
| Bandana Red | 120 | I love the color RED! |
| Big Bertha | 350 | Adabing, ADABANG! |
| Birdy | 150 | I HATE Valentina. |
| Blaster | 120 | Wanna join me? |
| Bloober | 130 | I love floating around. |
| Bluebird | 200 | You are... magnificent |
| Bob-omb | 90 | Ouch, HEY! Watch it! |
| Box Boy | 900 | Been waitin' 100 years! |
| Buzzer | 43 | Buzzzzz... |
| Carroboscis | I ALWAYS eat my vegetables! | |
| Chained kong | 355 | A tad warm, isn't it? |
| Chester | 1,200 | I love my job! |
| Chewy | 90 | I'm just a frwsh slower. |
| Chomp | 100 | Workin' on a chain gang. |
| Chomp Chomp | 150 | Hey, let's PLAY! |
| Chow | 80 | I fought you alredy! |
| Cluster | 60 | I'll psyche you out! |
| Corkpedite Body | ...... | |
| Corkpedite Head | Off! FORGET IT! | |
| Crook | 38 | You can't run away! Ha! |
| Crusty | 80 | look at THIS! |
| Doppel | 333 | This's been a bad year! |
| Dry Bones | 0 | I'm sick of gettin' hit! |
| Enigma | 150 | Gather around! Watch it! |
| Fausto | 420 | Thanks you I'm free! |
| Fink Flower | 200 | Gimme your best shot! |
| Fireball | 10 | Blurb blurb blurb |
| Forkies | 350 | Shikashikashika~~! |
| Formless | 10 | I have a secret! |
| Frogog | 80 | This bright sunlight better not fry me! |
| Geckit | 100 | Geck...geck...GOCK? |
| Gecko | 92 | Red? What about green? |
| Glum Reaper | 180 | Comin' through... |
| Goby | 40 | Blub blub blub |
| Goomba | 16 | Gooma gumba... phew! |
| Goombette | 100 | Me speak soft, BIG STICK! |
| Gorgon | 140 | I just wanna go home. |
| Gu Goomba | 132 | Hey, maybe I CAN win! |
| Guerilla | 135 | Don't confuse me with someone else! |
| Heavy Troopa | 250 | I'll make ya beautiful! |
| Hidon | 600 | You wanna run, huh?! |
| Hippopo | 400 | This is a drag... |
| Hobgoblin | 50 | Havin' a blast today! |
| Jabit | 150 | This is the pits! |
| Jawful | 278 | Huh? |
| Jester | 151 | I've failed my king... |
| K9 | 30 | May I take a BITE? |
| Kriffid | 320 | Aloe~ there! |
| Lakitu | 124 | Why do people hate me? |
| Lueko | 220 | Floating's a bad habit. |
| Lil Boo | 66 | Beep pa doodle~dee! |
| Machine Axem Black | 120 | Will I make the team? |
| Machine Axem Green | 80 | Whew! Vertigo! |
| Machine Axem Pink | 100 | Oh! My makeup! |
| Machine Axem Red | 180 | Gotta fight for evil! |
| Machine Axem Yellow | 200 | I'm STARVED! |
| Machine Bowyer | 1000 | Nya! I'll SNUFF ya! NYA! |
| Machine Drill Bit | 180 | Look out, LOSERS! |
| Machine Mack | 300 | Mario! I'm BAAAAAAAACK! |
| Machine Shyster | 100 | Boing, boing, boing. |
| Machine Yaridovich | 800 | My promotions at stake! |
| Mad Mallet | 200 | Work, work, work... |
| Magmite | 26 | Got a thorn in my foot. |
| Magmus | 50 | Clobber me for good life! |
| Malakoopa | 95 | Just call me "General!" |
| Mastadoom | 180 | Phew, I'm FREEZING... |
| Mokura | 620 | Mwa ha ha... |
| Mr. Kipper | 133 | I'm a frsh little fish. |
| Muckle | 320 | Gotta know your limits. |
| Mukumuku | 108 | Ya trying to bug me?! |
| Ninja | 235 | Wooo HOOO! I'm a FOO! |
| Octolot | Check out my legs! | |
| Octovader | 250 | I'm a part time typist! |
| Oerlikon | 85 | I live to eat. |
| Orb User | 8 | I HATE Kinklinks! |
| Orbinson | 30 | Don't jump on me! |
| Pandorite | 300 | I'm trying to sleep, OK? |
| Pinwheel | 99 | What a day it's been... |
| Pirahna Plant | 158 | Pretty boring nowadays. |
| Pounder | 180 | Wham bam SLAM! |
| Poundette | 150 | Love conquers ALL. |
| Pulsar | 69 | I'm a mini-pulsar. |
| Puppox | 300 | What does it all MEAN? |
| Pyrosphere | 167 | Vroom, VROOM!! |
| Rat Funk | 32 | Squeek, squeek... |
| Reacher | 184 | Hope you'll stay close. |
| Remo Con | 88 | The world is history |
| Ribbite | My dad says, "Hello." | |
| Rob-omb | 42 | Disappear? Maybe later! |
| Sackit | 152 | This is just how I am. |
| Shadow | 85 | You're a model, right! |
| Shaman | 150 | I'm losing this fight! |
| Shogun | 150 | Do as you like. |
| Shyaway | 140 | La Dee Da~ Ha ha. |
| Shy Guy | 78 | Hold still, okay?! |
| Shyster | 30 | Boing, boing, boing. |
| Skytroopa | 10 | What a gorgeous day! |
| Slintg Shy | 120 | Hear my song. |
| Snapdragon | 50 | I did a lot in my youth. |
| Snifit | 200 | Minimun wage for THIS?! |
| Sparky | 120 | Fire EVERYWHERE! |
| Spikester | 50 | Why, you're afraid of me! |
| Spikey | 20 | Just try and jump on me! |
| Spinthra | 230 | Oh! I'm gonna poison ya! |
| Spookum | 98 | Que pasa? |
| Springer | 122 | What's going on here? |
| Star Cruster | 72 | I'M NOT A CRAB!! |
| Starslap | 42 | They think I'm goofy... |
| Stinger | 65 | Strike the pose! |
| Strawhead | 131 | Gotta press this shirt! |
| Stumpet | 500 | Express yourself! |
| Terra Cotta | 180 | Oh, Mr. Bowser~~ |
| The Big Boo | 43 | Stop staring at me! |
| Tub-O-Troopa | 500 | My shells shot. |
| Vomer | 0 | Nobody, NOBODY likes me. |
| Wiggler | 120 | I'm just a helpless wiggler... |
| Zeostar | 90 | Oh, I can't stand him! |
| Enemy | HP | Message |
| Axem Black | 550 | You're timing stinks! |
| Axem Blade | 999 | It's a melee! |
| Axem Green | 450 | Are we done here? |
| Axem Pink | 400 | Red, WRONG POSITION! |
| Axem Red | 800 | I'm all thumbs today! |
| Axem Yellow | 600 | We're lookin' GOOD! |
| Belome | 500 | I just... wanna sleep. |
| Belome2 | 1,200 | Gotta yummy in my tummy! |
| Birdo | 777 | I just love life! |
| Boomer | 2,000 | It's all over now... |
| Booster | 800 | This is like realizing you're outside without your clother on! |
| Bowser Clone | 300 | Grr... my castle... |
| Bowyer | 720 | What's with these folks? |
| Bundt | 900 | Congratulations. |
| Clerk | 500 | 10 years I've been here! |
| Cloaker | 1,200 | I love cold hard steel! |
| Cloaker /w Earthlink | 1,200 | I can't think straight! |
| Count Down | 2,400 | We're into overtime! |
| Croco1 | 320 | Gosh, I'm good! |
| Croco2 | 750 | Ooh, I'm good! |
| Culex | 4,096 | A little off, eh? |
| Czar Dragon | 1,400 | Flamin' hot right at ya! |
| Ding a Ling | 1,200 | Wake up sleepy heads! |
| Director | 1,000 | I just lost EVERYTHING! |
| Dodo | 800 | I'm STARVED! |
| Dodo /w Valentina | 1,000 | I'm starved... later! |
| Domino | 900 | MAGIC! DEAL with it! |
| Domino /w Mad Adder | 900 | Sh... sho... shocked! |
| Earth Crystal | 3,200 | I hate being awakened. |
| Earthlink | 2,500 | What a royal pain! |
| Eggbert | 10 | What a glorious day! |
| Exor | 1,800 | Gotta mow the lawn soon! |
| Factory Chief | 1,000 | Who DARES to fight ME?! |
| Fire Crystal | 2,500 | I gotta vacumn tonight! |
| Geno Clone | 250 | Star pieces... Star... |
| Grate Guy | 900 | Peace is just a dream |
| Gun Yolk | 1,500 | If I were beaten, the boss is alone! |
| Helio | 10 | I'm burnin' up inside! |
| Jagger | 600 | Oh! I'm so excited! |
| Jinx1 | 600 | You're just a begginer! |
| Jinx2 | 800 | Synpathy?! Not for me! |
| Jinx3 | 1,000 | Ooh! I'm gonna hurt ya! |
| Jinx Clone | 320 | I'm the real thing! |
| Left Eye | 300 | I can't see a thing! |
| Mack | 480 | Boing, boing, boing |
| Mad Adder | 1,500 | I'm alive and kicking. |
| Magikoopa | 1,600 | That's... my child? |
| Mallow Clone | 150 | Ma? Pa? Where are ya? |
| Manager | 800 | 25 years of working, sigh. |
| Mario Clone | 200 | ...... |
| Mega Slimax | 1,000 | I was a water baby! |
| Mezzo Bomb | 150 | Look out! |
| Micro Bomb | 30 | Small is as small does. |
| Neosquid | 800 | I'm so utterly alone... |
| Punchinello | 1,200 | Yeeha! I see we're alredy famous! |
| Raspberry | 600 | Congratulations! |
| Right Eye | 500 | I've got an astigmatism! |
| Shelly | 500 | Slow down! |
| Shyper | 400 | Ooh! This'll be fun! |
| Smelter | 1,500 | I brush after every meal! |
| Slimax | 200 | Turn your eyes! |
| Smithy | 2,000 | Eh?! Not bad! |
| Smithy Body | 1,000 | What a heavy head! |
| Smithy Magic Head | 8,000 | Good magic, bad defense. |
| Smithy Mask Head | 8,000 | Nothin' can hurt me! |
| Smithy Tank Head | 8,000 | Don't shock me! DON'T! |
| Smithy Treasure Head | 8,000 | What's hidden inside?! |
| Tentacle Left | 200 | You wouldn't... EAT me?! |
| Tentacle Right | 260 | Keep me in cool! |
| Toadstool 2 | 120 | It's tough to be pretty! |
| Torte | 100 | Cake! Vatch zee cake! |
| Valentina | 2,000 | I'll tell ya, he's NOTHING! |
| Water Crystal | 1,800 | Get me back underground! |
| Wind Crystal | 800 | Whhhhhhooooo... |
| Yaridovich | 1,500 | My promorion's at stake! |
| Yaridovich Mirage | 500 | I'm not the real McCoy! |
| Zombone | 1,800 | Hey! We're not done yet! |
Thanks to YoshiGeno, Thomas Bennington, Caitlin Woodstock, and TheFireMaster for their help with this list. Do not put these on your page without my expressed written permission!
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