MST3K Fanfic #001 Prologue
By Kasady Voorhees
(SCENE:SOL)
Mike is eating a hot pocket. The bots are nowhere to be seen. Suddeny, an explosion rocks the ship. The bots walk out.
Mike: What was that?
Servo: What was what? Ohhh, that....
Crow: We were playing with a chemistry set, and, well..
Mike: Wonderful.... what have I told you...
suddenly, the mads light flashes
Mike: Pearl's calling. I'll deal with you 2 later
(Castle Forrester)
Pearl: Hi, Mike. I see you're having a "blast" up there. Anyway, your movie(fanfic) today is called 'A Shadow of Evil'. It's based on the game "Chrono Trigger". Brain Guy!
Brain Guy: Here you go, Pearl!
Brain Guy uses his mind powers
(SOL)
Mike: WE'VE GOT MOVIESIGN!
(bone,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...)
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A Shadow Of Evil Prologue
Mike: so this isn't the real start, is it?
By Icy Brian
Crow: he's the reason we're watching this. Thank You, Mr. Brian!
1,001 A.D.
Crow: the same year Mr. Burns was born..
A cold wind blew throughout all of Guardia. The residents quickly fled
Servo: ...to the local K-Mart for the big spring blowout sale!
inside their houses to escape the icy billows. Thunder rumbled in the distance, and white hot bolts filled the sky. The lightning struck
Servo: Beck?
Mike: please say Beck.
down trees, and fire spread rapidly throughout the fields. A downpour of rain washed it out, and a thick smoke spread throughout the land. A bright flash of lightning revealed a menacing
Crow: ... OJ Simpson defense team!
Mike: vacuum cleaner salesman
figure standing on the outskirts of Truce. With a motion of his hand,
Servo: this had better not be another Pee-Wee Herman movie
Mike: Ok, that's a warning.
Servo: sorry.
the smoke parted, the storm died down, and he stepped forth into the town
servo: to peddle encyclopedias no one wants
. People slowly stepped outside
Mike: Why, were their houses 'slowly' on fire?
to catch a glimpse of the stranger, who was now
Servo: pulling live mice out of his pants!
walking towards the house of a young man who was
Crow: luckily at a friend's house
hailed as a hero. As he stepped to the door, he turned to see many eyes staring at him
Mike: all belonging to the same face
, some in awe, but many more in pure terror.
Crow: yeah, well he IS a salesman
He disappeared from sight, and a loud scream was heard echoing through the kingdom. He reappeared in the center of town, and let out a long, loud, laugh
Servo: caused by the laughing gas spill earlier that day
as he slowly vanished from sight...
Crow: sadly, sadly, he would soon be back to peddle junk again
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