The Great Revenge Part 1
A 60's Kind of World
By Limited Moon
(The setting is Cloud's villa in Costa Del Sol)
::typical 60's sitcom music::
::Cloud is watching TV when a knock comes to the door::
Cloud: Who is it.
Tifa: It's me, Cloud, I brought Cupcakes!
Cloud: ok.
::Tifa opens the door, clapping and cheering ensues::
Tifa: Look at this cup cake!
::She pulls out a cupcake and does that weird sitcom happy thing, crowd laughs....::
Cloud: Where is that laughing coming from?
Tifa: Oh, don't mind that!
Cloud: Why are you black and white?
::Laughing ensues::
Tifa: Oh, don't worry Cloud, i'm going to cook you some dinner!
Cloud: Tifa...somethings wrong...
::another knock comes at the door::
Tifa: (singing) I'll get it!
::laughing ensues::
Cloud: ....Where is that laughing coming from?
::Tifa opens the door, and Barret comes in::
Barret: Tifa...you need a bath, you got some Black and White junk all over ya.
Tifa: Oh, Barret, you charmer!
::laughing ensues::
Barret: Wha' the....where the %%*%$ did that laughing come from?!
Cloud: This didn't start until...well...i'm not sure if it's Tifa or not...came here.
Barret: She be lookin' like Donna Reed or somethin' Cloud....wha' the..!
::He sees Yuffie walk in, wearing 60's attire, she also is black and white::
Yuffie: Hi, Tifa!
Tifa: Hello, Yuffie, sit down for breakfast!
Cloud: Breakfast? It's 5 pm....
Barret: Wha' the?! Thas' all ya can think about! Somethins' wrong here!
::knocking and swearing are heard at the door and Tifa runs to get it::
Tifa: Cid!! Don't use such foul language in front of Yuffie!
Cid: AHHHHH!!! You're covered by that Black and white ^%$& too!!!
Tifa: Now, Cid, i'm gonna ask you to leave if you don't stop swearing.
::gasping ensues::
Cid: What the $^$&&$##$!! Where did that ^%^% gasping come from!
::cue gasping again::
Cid: Cloud, get out here, I have to talk to you about this....
Cloud: ok, Barret?
Barret: I think i'm scared of Tifa now....
Cid: Then it's unanimous, get out here!!!
(meanwhile in a dark room somewhere, a man in robes leans over a crystal ball)
Man: Hmm....I think my potion needs a little work, but so far so good, my subjects are now ready to begin the slow revenge I must extract over the city of Costa Del Sol.... ...yes...they will pay for ruining my career, and I will make sure of it! Mwahahaahaha!
(Outside Cloud's villa meanwhile)
Cid: This's happenin all over town!!!
Cloud: So, it's a spell of some kind.
Barret: I hope so...an' I hope it's reversable. Seein' a Black an' White Ferris Wheel is really really scarin' the ^%$^ outta me right now....
Cid: Maybe Rufus knows something....
Barret: That's right! The damn Shinra! THEY musta done this!
Cloud: Look, a Black and White airplane....
(What will happen next?! Did Rufus do it? Who is that man in the dark room anyway?!! Tune in next time for....)
Cid: where is that %^%# voice coming from!! #^^$%^%$%$!!!!
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